I love the internet... here's a new one. It's just rife with sincerity, isn't it?
"You are the most beautifull woman in the world, I am not joking, my question is do you really know that? maybe i am exagerating but at list you are one of them, I have dreams of the perfect girl and you are that, its exactly what is in my christmas letter, If at least i can be your friend i will be satisfied, give that pleasure sweety.
my name is ____"