adventures of a skeletair

my brother and I wrote this poem one silly day when we were in high school. I believe we made a list of rhyming words, then tried to string them together best we could

luggage store


i ran across this one while going through some old photos (in college, I worked at a luggage store: Point A)

Translation: "Welcome to Point A Luggage" "My lock is broken!!"


"You set my combination yesterday and now I can't remember it!!!"


"I'm sorry, sir, but I can't remember it either" "What about a universal setting?"


"Umm... locks don't have a universal setting. That's why they're locks... for security"


"La la la" *businessman's special* "Minutes pass"


"Just take a new one" "woo hoo!" *cadaver case*

haircut gods, how i've offended you


ummmm... apparently I have done something to really upset the haircut gods. At leat the mom and I had a good laugh about it. And thank GOD i had my camera with me. I need the photos to take to the next hair stylist

But it was so funny because the lady kept adding hairspray and kept curling. I actually wanted to see how bad it could get

i'm such a cliche

kind of crap, but I finally had some time to draw (wow, I'm out of practice) and I wanted to update





fan art 2




In response to the last fan art, I wrote:

"Though I think a dinosaur should have come out of nowhere and bitten someone's head off. "



Deurr the artist wrote:

Okay... you're the writer/director. This scene could come later in the movie, but I'm concerned about the continuity. I had to get a kid to draw the dinosaur biting off someone's head, thus driving the special effects costs up. I'd like to bring this flick in under budget ...
I thought that the guy who gets killed should not be a major character, but provide motivation for your subway puking. Your thoughts? :)

PS -- I can change the strip club background, but would like to keep costs down. It's hard to be practical with you artistic types.