animals!!
A manatee! there's this line in a Moldy Peaches song that says "I'm just an ass in the crack of humanity. I am a huge manatee" It's a good song
adventures of a skeletair
my brother and I wrote this poem one silly day when we were in high school. I believe we made a list of rhyming words, then tried to string them together best we could
luggage store
i ran across this one while going through some old photos (in college, I worked at a luggage store: Point A)
Translation: "Welcome to Point A Luggage" "My lock is broken!!"
"You set my combination yesterday and now I can't remember it!!!"
"I'm sorry, sir, but I can't remember it either" "What about a universal setting?"
"Umm... locks don't have a universal setting. That's why they're locks... for security"
"La la la" *businessman's special* "Minutes pass"
"Just take a new one" "woo hoo!" *cadaver case*
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